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22. culinary student, former film student. video game enthusiast, comic reader, book lover, music absorber, toku and anime fan, highlander.
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I am medically an insomniac but I have it in check. I'm also prone to attacks of anxiety and I used to be depressed but I've slowly conquered these things over the years and I'm actually really proud of it!
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Posted on 17th Aug at 2:10 AM, with 19,725 notes
blackbanshee: suzzannnn: theperpetuummobile: so on the last night of camp its the counselors jobs to stay up all night and make sure no one gets pregnant or no first anythings happen. So this really awesome guy I met at camp who’s like five hundred feet tall decided that he was going to dress as slender man for the job Now imagine you, being like 12, already paranoid as fuck while you’re trying to have some weird form of intercourse with like, a 13 in the closet boy and all of a sudden your shenanigans get crashed by SLENDER MAN I just. I can’t even. Emerson if you want me to take this down I totally will but the internet had to see the badassery in this hahah OH MY GOD

blackbanshee:

suzzannnn:

theperpetuummobile:

so on the last night of camp its the counselors jobs to stay up all night and make sure no one gets pregnant or no first anythings happen.

So this really awesome guy I met at camp who’s like five hundred feet tall decided that he was going to dress as slender man for the job

Now imagine you, being like 12, already paranoid as fuck while you’re trying to have some weird form of intercourse with like, a 13 in the closet boy and all of a sudden your shenanigans get crashed by SLENDER MAN


I just. I can’t even.

Emerson if you want me to take this down I totally will but the internet had to see the badassery in this hahah

OH MY GOD

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    Reblogging this again to agree bc I go to this camp too and this is just way too good
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    FUCK ME HOLY SHIT DAMMIT EMERSON (I know these men in real life and attend this camp thank you very much)
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